What if may Facebook na nung panahon ni Jose Rizal?

by admin on August 10th, 2009

Again… matutulog na dapat ako when I decided to amuse myself by going over some funny blogs. I wasn’t disappointed… I encountered our National Hero, Jose Rizal on FB (click on the image for a larger view):

It was so funny I immediately searched for this account in Facebook… but was disappointed. There ARE Jose Rizal accounts in FB like this and this. But I guess the image I encountered was just too good to be true – people pretending to be our national heroes and having actual conversations in FB. Hehehe. Oh well, at least I had a good laugh with this one.

Top Ten Bolahan Moments

by admin on August 9th, 2009

Patulog na dapat ako… then I decided to browse some blogs and came across Chico Garcia’s: The Top Ten Bolahan Moments – Jose de Vengenge.

Naisip ko… ilang tao kaya ang masasapak o masasampal pag ginamit nila itong mga linyang ito?! ^^;

1. No name/Filjohn – “Para kang NFA rice, ang sarap mong pilahan.”
2. GRACiA – “Marunong ka bang mag-gardening? Gusto ko sana magpadilig.”
3. GRACiA – “Para kang basketball player, 3 points ka kaagad: tall, dark and handsome!”
4. Frederique – “Hindi ka ba nalulungkot? Kasi nag-iisa ka sa puso ko eh…”
5. Dru – Ibarra: “Maria Clara, ang iyong kagandahan at hinhin ay walang katulad.” Maria Clara: “Tit* mo!”
6. Green Miser – “Sabi ng doctor malala na raw yung sakit ko sa puso, dalawa nalang daw options ko. Either ICU or U C me.”
7. Dox – “Napakarami na talagang mga banat ngayon. Wala na tuloy akong maisip…kundi ikaw.”
8. Luxurious Chic – “Ide-delete na kita s friendster…kasi ayoko na ng friends lang eh.”
9. No name – “Frontview, sideview, rearview, topview, sa kahit ano pang view. . .Iluview.”
10. Chinita/Astroboy – “Bastos ka din no? Hindi ka man lang kumakatok, tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko!”
11. Dr. Delectable – “Nasaan ka kagabi? Wala ka kasi pa panaginip ko…”
12. JC/Tofi – “Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Pwede kang i-substitute sa EX ko?”
13. Kid Bukid – “Nagpapa-cute ka ba? Pucha, ume-effect eh!”
14. Tresebry – “Miss kahoy ka ba? Ang sarap mong sibakin eh.”
15. Bottom Dweller – Wala akong balon, wala akong gripo, pero may poso ako…na nagmamahal sa ‘yo.”
16. Lara - At a coffeeshop. Miss: “Excuse me, bakit ang tabang ng kape ko?” Barista: “Ay sori miss, akala ko kasi tama na yan, dahil sa tamis ng iyong mga labi.”
17. Vianne – “Alam mo, tumataba ka. Bumibilog. At unti-unti kang nagiging MUNDO ko!”
18. Ang Manunusok – I once had a diabetic patient. Me: “Sir, ang taas nanaman ng blood sugar niyo.” Patient: “Ikaw kasi eh, ang sweet mo.”
19. Geyp – “I always look at your boobs because I know that behind them lies your heart.”
20. Astroboy – “Naka-anaesthesia ka ba? Bakit hindi mo maramdamang mahal na kita?”
21. Eytin91 – Boy: “Can I call you mine?” Girl: “No, because I’m yours.”
22. No name – “Pag tapos mo nang sagutan yung exam mo, pwede ako naman ang sagutin mo?”
23. Acer – “Panadero ba tatay mo? Ang sarap ng buns mo eh!”
24. Appen – Gusto mo ba apelyido mo? Para kasing gusto kong palitan…”
25. SC – “Hindi ko naman gustong maging akin ka. Ang gusto ko lang, maging sa iyo ako.”

Jessica Soho mistaken for a whale?!

by admin on August 8th, 2009

While going through my mails, I unexpectedly saw this message subject: Scuba-diving Jessica Soho mistaken for beached whale. “This cannot be true!” I thought as I clicked on the view message:

Award-winning broadcaster Jessica Soho caused a commotion in the waters off Pilar town in Bataan when the townspeople mistook her for a beached whale, according to reports reaching Good Times Manila.

Soho was reportedly taping a special summer episode of her show “Kapuso Mo, Jessica Soho,” in which she was supposed to showcase rare corals and marine life in the area when the incident occurred Friday afternoon.

Garbed in scuba-diving gear, Soho was cast adrift a few hundred meters from their boat and was floating near the shore when some fishermen spotted her, locals said.

The fishermen quickly alerted the town’s environment office about what they thought was a beached whale, possibly a humpback, one of the biggest whale species frequently spotted in Philippine waters.

“Last February, there were some dolphins and whales that were beached in the same area, so when we saw her (Soho), we immediately assumed the worst,” one of the fishermen told GTM.

Dozens of environmentalists, local media, tourists and residents rushed to the area to take a look at the “beached whale” in hopes of guiding it back into deeper water.

But when they got near, they were shocked to see Soho, who had no idea what the hullabaloo was all about.

“It was an honest mistake and we have apologized to Ma’am Jessica. We did not mean to disturb her work at all,” Raul De Jesus, the local environment office chief, said.

In a statement issued to GTM, Soho said she has accepted the apology, saying it was “understandable,” and that the commotion did not impede their taping of her show.

“There was no harm done, and no offense was intended or taken. This experience has not made me lose my love of scuba-diving and I will continue to enjoy the wonders of nature underwater,” she said.

But to make sure that the mistake would not be repeated, Soho said she would ask for a custom-made scuba diving suit with vertical white stripes for a slimming effect.

I guess it was an honest mistake. I like the way Jessica handled the commotion – very professional.

Corazon “Cory” Aquino – now on 500 peso bill with Ninoy

by admin on August 5th, 2009

I came home from work yesterday and saw my sister laughing hard while staring on her laptop. Curious, I looked at her monitor and saw this image in facebook:

…with a comment:

Uy! May space pa para kay Kris Aquino!

I did some research to find who created that artwork and ended up on the Peace Love and Revolution website. It turns out that Rev Naval made this artwork as a personal tribute to the mother of our nation – the former president of the Republic of the Philippines and the woman behind the peaceful People Power EDSA Revolution in 1986 – CORAZON “CORY” AQUINO (January 25, 1933 – August 1, 2009).

Great artwork, Rev!